More Random Thoughts

My mind had some free time to think up of some goofy thoughts, so I actually wrote most of them down in order to share them with you here. Buckle up really tight, in case you have to laugh too hard.

1. Who was the first snake oil salesman, and was he really selling snake oil?,

2. Isn't the phrase political correctness an oxymoron? The only thing that is "politically correct" for politicians is their favorite radio station, WII-FM (What's In It For Me?). This is especially true in New Jersey, where both grafting and pension-padding is still legal.,

3. Which pudding was the proof found in?, and

4. Who came up with the name disposable douche? I tend to think, "Who wants to keeps it?"

The section below is an extension of my random thoughts, as I digress on some familiar song titles from the years past.

1. "Save A Prayer" by Duran Duran, "Like A Prayer" by Madonna, "Let Us Pray" by Elvis Presley, and "I Say A Little Prayer" by Dionne Warwick (Aretha Franklin has the more famous version)- Don't let the thought police hear you say it in public. They'll be crying, "Separation of church and state."

If I can go off on a tangent, this fallacious phrase does NOT exist anywhere in the Constituion. It was concocted in the mind of the bereaved Supreme Court Justice Hugo Black in the 1947 case, Everson v. Board of Education. This case dealt with the Ewing Township, NJ Board of Education reimbursing partial monies to families for bussing children to Catholic school. If you would like to read more about this, you can read it in Mark Levin's book, Men In Black: How the Supreme Court is Destroying America . By the way, Hugo Black was a member of the Ku Klux Klan.,

2. "Natural Woman" by Aretha Franklin- Makes me think of O.B. or some other feminine product. I will leave it at that.

3. "Who's Crying Now" by Journey- A couple weeks ago, the answer would have been Paris Hilton. Now, it is disbarred District Attorney Michael Nifong, the man who wrongfully accused three Duke lacrosse players. You only have yourself to blame., and

4. "Falling In Love" by Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds, "Shining Star" by The Manhattans, and "Faithfully" by Journey- I tend to catch myself singing along to these songs when I hear them. The only problem is that, 1) I am not married, 2) I am not at a wedding reception, and 3) I am currently unattached. If the first two applied and passed the test, then it wouldn't be an issue. Even if I had a girlfriend, it could send them running (maybe not).

I will be working Monday through Friday this week. If you shall leave a message, please be patient. I wish you all a healthy and productive week ahead. Take care.

Bill